the best therapy.

1.I’ll never be able to thank you enough for telling me to come to NY.
2.I don’t know you, but I am so so so sorry.
3.I don’t think I’ll ever be able to fully forgive you for how you judged me. My one goal now is to ensure you’re never ever ever right.
4.It was exactly two years on September 23. Did you even remember?
5.You never call.
6.I’m tired of listening to the problems that you have, only because you created them for yourself and you’re not the least bit willing to be involved in fixing them. Really, grow a pair.
7.Why do you have a girlfriend?! Maybe it’s better that way…I haven’t liked someone this much in a seriously long time.
8.I wonder if you have an inch of good in you. Or if everything you said was just total crap.
9.Please be my soulmate. Hahaha no but really.
10.She doesn’t want you! And you’re not funny.
11.Who knew my other half would be from some crazy east coast little town and have a wicked crazy accent? One word: hmm!
12.Stop judging me!!!! Actually, I could care less. Haha.
13.Thank god for webcams. I couldn’t live without seeing your face. You’re one of the most important people in my life and I value your opinion so much. I’m so glad we’re okay with being 3000 miles apart.
14.Its guys like you who ruin it for everyone. If I ever see you again, I’ll punch you.
15.If you didn’t act like such an asshole, you could have anyone you wanted.
16.Do you know that everyone I know thinks you’re a giant whore? It’s sad that we’ve only been here a month and you’ve already gotten the worst reputation.
17.If you were an ounce cuter, I’d be soooooooooo down. You’re like the funniest person I’ve ever met.
18.I only pretend to not know how you really feel.
19.Please get married. You’re like the cutest thing ever.
20.Why do I miss you so much? We didn’t even talk before I left. Are you still bitter or do you just not care?
21.I want to like you, but there’s nothing there. And you were fun until last night.
22.I’m being serious. I’m the biggest bitch you know. Give up!
23.I miss our good talks. Giving you advice always made me feel like I have a better grip on life than I really do. I’ll never forget that night we sat in the park and talked for hours. Hmm, I miss you. You almost cried when I left, and it meant so much to me.
24.If you really did get cancer, I’d be devastated. Please stop while you can…
25.If you weren’t so clingy, you’d have way more friends.
26.You disgust me, and I hope during basketball season karma knocks you over.
27.I think you know all my secrets and you judge me. Really though, I can’t blame you.
28.I thought I was going to hate you, but it turns out you’re going to be one of my best friends. Thanks for proving me wrong.
29.We peaked.